Saturday, 6 August 2011

Car Trouble

Car Trouble 

Yellow Jackets and bloody blue lights, 
We really did Look such a sight! 
In the car and you fancied a bit, 
Trust your back to go into a spasm and fit!

Those Firemen laughed till they almost died, 
Your weight so heavy on me, I almost cried, 
You on top and unable to shift, 
Me wedge underneath exposing my tit !

The roof removed by machine and man 
Your willy shrinking,as only yours can!
I really tried to cover my shame, 
But tell me, who Is your wife going to blame ?  


          
Please leave comments if this made you smile !!

6 comments:

  1. Those Firemen laughed till they almost died,
    Your weight so heavy on me, I almost cried,

    you are so creative, perfect rhyming lines.

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  2. everyone blames the car?

    what a riot! :)

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  3. Oh my! They're not mine, and I don't understand the question! Very funny poem! Love it!

    Here's my offering for this first Funny Bunny Friday: http://charleslmashburn.wordpress.com/2011/08/12/a-fly-in-my-soup-2/

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  4. Made me smile and got my motor running. :o) Funny stuff!

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