Yellow Jackets and bloody blue lights,
We really did Look such a sight!
In the car and you fancied a bit,
Trust your back to go into a spasm and fit!
Those Firemen laughed till they almost died,
Your weight so heavy on me, I almost cried,
You on top and unable to shift,
Me wedge underneath exposing my tit !
The roof removed by machine and man
Your willy shrinking,as only yours can!
I really tried to cover my shame,
But tell me, who Is your wife going to blame ?
Submitted to Funny Fridays @ The Purple Treehouse
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