Yellow Jackets and bloody blue lights,
We really did Look such a sight!
In the car and you fancied a bit,
Trust your back to go into a spasm and fit!
Those Firemen laughed till they almost died,
Your weight so heavy on me, I almost cried,
You on top and unable to shift,
Me wedge underneath exposing my tit !
The roof removed by machine and man
Your willy shrinking,as only yours can!
I really tried to cover my shame,
But tell me, who Is your wife going to blame ?
Please leave comments if this made you smile !!
love it, what bouncing humor.
ReplyDeleteThose Firemen laughed till they almost died,
ReplyDeleteYour weight so heavy on me, I almost cried,
you are so creative, perfect rhyming lines.
everyone blames the car?
ReplyDeletewhat a riot! :)
Oh my! They're not mine, and I don't understand the question! Very funny poem! Love it!
ReplyDeleteHere's my offering for this first Funny Bunny Friday: http://charleslmashburn.wordpress.com/2011/08/12/a-fly-in-my-soup-2/
you rock...
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Made me smile and got my motor running. :o) Funny stuff!
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