A Passion For Fashion

A Passion For Fashion 

My  passion for fashion, 

Dressed up to the nines, 

With luscious full lips

 That always shine,.

Black sockings seamed 

Teamed up with sexy heels,

 A skin tight leather skirt that 

Will just reveal,

The flash of skin, 

That never fails to make your

Head spin !

 Now not going out 

In that there's no doubt! 

Your too excited! 

But I'm delighted, 

That my peccadillo for  fashion 

Stokes your passion, 

Forget Chanel and Vera Wang 

Just rip my clothes off, 

So we can just bang !

Remember

Remember

Remember last September

The night of fun!

You dared me to wear nothing !

Nothing on my bum!

My bum uncovered and also my lady front

That daring night Oh what a stunt

Only you knew that my pubes were nude.

The things you said, so very lewd!

Guess what I loved it so much,

You too from the size of your crutch!

Since then I've done it without you knowing,

So you can sit easy without your cock growing.  

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Swinging Ads

Swinging  Ads! 

We all know the form and seen the ads ,

The gorgeous couple, that don't seem half bad! 

The woman's bi the guys a stud! 

You've sent your pics and pray,

They don't think of you as duds! 

You speak on the phone and arrange to meet,

He says, screw my wife, yours seem so sweet! 

The day comes, 

Just for a drink! 

Going through your mind 

Is its play time I think! 

So you sit there thinking,

Patiently as you wait, 

A  guy approaches muttering 

Sorry  the wife's not here,

Her period was late! 

He sits real close 

Up to your other half, 

You spy his rug and stifle a laugh! 

When you mention this was just a drink

Surely your wife being on 

Shouldn't stop her meeting us,

 I think ! 

He tries to explain she left him,

 She didn't care! 

But you have to wonder

 Was a wife ever there?

So if placing an ad,

Don't lie, 

Not even a tad! 

Be honest! 

Be open! 

Do not deceive! 

Cos it won't be playtime you'll get

Just a Morans award you'll receive!! 

The Power Of A Shower

The Power of a Shower 

Tiptoe tiptoe out of the room, 

My hour of space when I can shower and groom, 

Quietly, so as not to interrupt your sleep

I move so slowly,I almost creep.

I make it alone,into the loo, 

Relishing the thought I didn't disturb you ,

My solitary time, My one hour, 

To luxuriate and enjoy a shower.

The Power and force bombards my being. 

I touch and feel without anyone seeing. 

I feel and caress that sensual place. 

The one you touch that makes my heart race! 

It's just my ritual, I like to start this way,

Preparing myself for another new day 

Somehow it always seems to do the trick,

Before I tiptoe back to play with your dick ! 

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Car Trouble

Car Trouble 

Yellow Jackets and bloody blue lights, 

We really did Look such a sight! 

In the car and you fancied a bit, 

Trust your back to go into a spasm and fit!

Those Firemen laughed till they almost died, 

Your weight so heavy on me, I almost cried, 

You on top and unable to shift, 

Me wedge underneath exposing my tit !

The roof removed by machine and man 

Your willy shrinking,as only yours can!

I really tried to cover my shame, 

But tell me, who Is your wife going to blame ?  

Submitted to Funny Fridays @ The Purple Treehouse

          

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