We all know the form and seen the ads ,
The gorgeous couple, that don't seem half bad!
The woman's bi the guys a stud!
You've sent your pics and pray,
They don't think of you as duds!
You speak on the phone and arrange to meet,
He says, screw my wife, yours seem so sweet!
The day comes,
Just for a drink!
Going through your mind
Is its play time I think!
So you sit there thinking,
Patiently as you wait,
A guy approaches muttering
Sorry the wife's not here,
Her period was late!
He sits real close
Up to your other half,
You spy his rug and stifle a laugh!
When you mention this was just a drink
Surely your wife being on
Shouldn't stop her meeting us,
I think !
He tries to explain she left him,
She didn't care!
But you have to wonder
Was a wife ever there?
So if placing an ad,
Not even a tad!
Do not deceive!
Cos it won't be playtime you'll get
Just a Morans award you'll receive!!