Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Swinging Ads

Swinging  Ads! 

We all know the form and seen the ads ,
The gorgeous couple, that don't seem half bad! 
The woman's bi the guys a stud! 
You've sent your pics and pray,
They don't think of you as duds! 

You speak on the phone and arrange to meet,
He says, screw my wife, yours seem so sweet! 
The day comes, 
Just for a drink! 
Going through your mind 
Is its play time I think! 

So you sit there thinking,
Patiently as you wait, 
A  guy approaches muttering 
Sorry  the wife's not here,
Her period was late! 

He sits real close 
Up to your other half, 
You spy his rug and stifle a laugh! 
When you mention this was just a drink
Surely your wife being on 
Shouldn't stop her meeting us,
 I think ! 

He tries to explain she left him,
 She didn't care! 
But you have to wonder
 Was a wife ever there?
So if placing an ad,
Don't lie, 
Not even a tad! 
Be honest! 
Be open! 
Do not deceive! 
Cos it won't be playtime you'll get
Just a Morans award you'll receive!! 


  1. You are completely nuts you know that - but then again, most of my best friends are! LOL Loving the backdrop!

  2. Yes, I could see this happening. :o)

  3. hope that you have fun doing it.


  4. Funny Bunny Fridays week 2 is open for humor entries right now,

    Welcome in,

    It is never too late to share a laughter with your peer bloggers.

    Keep smiling.
    Bless your Tuesday.

  5. Sounds like you've been there!

  6. Timoteo
    LOL I write some horror stuff too ...but haven't experienced it ! and never been rescued out of a car by firemen ...see poem car trouble !

  7. haha Awesome, very creative. Sounds about right, I can see this going down.